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One more septo for him, and it's goin' be artery gridlock!
septo by Tony Perkis Sr. September 15, 2007
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A derogatory term for an American. Derived from "septic tank", which is a samll sewage system in many surburban homes.
This place is crawlin' with McDonalds eatin' septos.
septo by Matthew Hebert April 30, 2006
A meme god. One who typically post classic or edgy memes. Tries to stay off mainstream memes as most are cringe-inducing and unfunny.
The best iFunny account is septo
Septo by Septo October 11, 2018
Pronunciation: /ˈsɛp.toʊ/
Definition:
1. The cardinal number symbol: 7.
2. A group, set, or series of seven humans or entities; a heptadic unit.
3. A division into seven equal parts; one of seven congruent portions.
4. Denoting a system, cycle, or structure based on seven components, such as a week (septane) or a musical septet.

Significance:
• It defines the quantity seven with clarity and regularity, free from irregular forms.
• It emphasizes septets, heptadic structures, and weekly cycles.
• It identifies musical ensembles, calendar weeks (septanes), and any system divided into sevens.
• It avoids irregular and ambiguous pronunciations associated with Germanic numeric forms.
• It simplifies expressions of septuple relationships, seven-part divisions, and heptadic cycles.
• It improves precision in descriptions of temporal cycles, grouped sevens, and structural heptads.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to replacing "seven" with a consistent Latinized cardinal form.
Cardinal number: septo (7)
Ordinal number: septal (7th)
Adjective: septal
Examples:
• "The jazz septo performed a new composition featuring complex time signatures."
• "The project timeline is divided into septo, with a review at the termination of each phase."
• "The committee is structured as a septo, with each member representing a different continent."
• "Traditional lore often references a septo of virtues or celestial bodies."
• "The festival spans a septo of days, mirroring the traditional week (septane)."
septo by Dmitrio January 16, 2026

September 17 

International NYC Day. 9/17 = Area code 917
“Do you know what day today is?”
Tuesday?”
“No, what’s the date?”
“September something.”
“Close. September 17.”
“Cool.”
“And you know what September 17 is?”
“What is it?”
“International NYC Day. Get it?”
“No.”
“9/17. Like the area code 917.”
“Beautiful!”
September 17 by user1011001 October 17, 2022
Septeena is a bitch who spies on people and can read minds and see you and know what you’re doing at any given time
Damn that septeena is a fucking bitch
Septeena by Simeon. September 20, 2021

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud
Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess
September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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