See also "Dependopotomus." An Overly Sensitive Military
Wife (OSMW) are just that: Overly Sensitive Military Wives. Typically, before their
marriage to a service member, they have spent months scoping the pool for potential candidates. When she finds one fit for breeding, the OSMW pounces. Once married, she devours the military life. She
will tell you how terrible and
lonely it is being married to a service member, get a tattoo in his honor, be jobless, and enjoy the daily Hostess fatty cakes while sitting at home on Facebook.
Not to be confused with a Dependopotomus, although remarkably similar and typically concurrent-- they are, in fact, two seperate classifications. The OSMW
may have, at some point or another in her
marriage, had a job.
An OSMW can make drama over anything. ANYTHING. Go ahead and ask her about her endeavours as a small business owner ranging from Avon Representative, Mary Kay Independent Consultant, Passion Parties, Scentsy, or making of "brag bags."
Did you
see that Overly Sensitive Military
Wife punch out the 4 year old kid at the commissary for the last box of
Twinkies? She moves like a Dependopotomus!
