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Simper

Sarno is a Simper
by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022
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Sampers

Sunglasses or protective optic wear aka (POW)
E.g. “My dog has bad eyes, so when we go out on the town I put his sampers on, he couldn’t see otherwise. Chicks love sampers though.”
by Here for a good time September 14, 2022
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Sexpert

A Dumbfuck that thinks that they are an expert on everything especially sex even though they get no bitches

Credits to Sqruto and Senku
Mans a Sexpert bruv
by Sqruto & Senku September 22, 2022
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simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.
Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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Semere Tesfay

A rich kid that loves money. He plays Fortnite 24/7 and always claims to have have the craziest things. Always looking for a girl to meet their interests. Never keeps their promises but has 300 rolexes. They have a Lambo and think Ronaldo is the Goat. They are usually short but funny.
Semere Tesfay makes me laugh
by kwdkawgdu2iy13 June 12, 2023
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Sexperiential Learner

Someone who learns through sexual experiences and is drawn to sexual experiences where they learn
Yossef is an sexperiential learner, he loves trying new things and growing from them during sex.
by caramelcuttie09 June 20, 2023
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somper

Term typically used to describe someone or something with chaotic or ankle biting energy. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb depending on the context.
“Don’t somp it up”
“She’s just somping aorund”
“They’re such a somper”
This is such a somp moment
by Socks_ July 15, 2023
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