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bag season

a sports season in which athletes achieve their goals.
Do you understand me? It’s bag season
by Noah Fernandez October 10, 2017
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tis the season

It typically refers to the time before Christmas, which can be defined as anywhere from October to December 24th.
Adam-Bro, I can't wait to get all my presents this year for Christmas.

Jake- I know man, tis the season.
by Websterdictionary23 October 28, 2013
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Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.
Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'
by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010
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Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.
Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.
by RoidRage January 2, 2010
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Seasonal Tsunami

The Christmas shopping/cultural season between Halloween and New Year's Day
Every time I walk into a store I remember that I forgot to bring my ipod, and now I would have to listen to christmas music everywhere. It's the Seasonal Tsunami.
by Bilham December 9, 2010
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Vulture Season

The period of time when many college students (freshmen usually) break up with their significant others that are back home or at a different university. Like vultures to carrion, potential suitors are attracted to the new singles. It can be theorized that many random hookups occur during Vulture Season. This period of time is usually between October and Christmas Break, as these people have been away from home and their significant others for a long time at this point.
Bro, vulture season's officially in swing! That dime I was telling you about just broke up with her boyfriend, I'm going for it now!
by King Vulture September 9, 2014
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Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it
Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.
by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015
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