brett saeger

an awesome fellow

look jayden b, its Brett saeger. Hes so badass

by jaskodoublelame February 19, 2023

two-seater

When 2 woman separately sit on a man's face and genitals.

Person 1: I heard Jake had a two-seater last night?
Person 2: I'm jealous. I'm a damn virgin.

by acasianBitrate November 3, 2023

2 Seater

Rollercoaster Ride that has 2 Seats Per Row and Fits 2 People

The Rollercoaster is a 2 Seater and there’s 4 of us. Me and Chad will go on one row together and You and Emily will go on the row behind us.

by defens November 19, 2023

empty seater

An empty seater is a person who seems normal but cannot connect and process information correctly. You may find yourself having to repeat the same thing again and again like with a small child or Alzheimer's patient. The difference is an empty seater is unconnected emotionally. They are devoid spiritually and basically out to lunch.

Wow, I called my mom up after ten years, big mistake! Nothing at all has changed. She's still as immature, spoiled and elitist as ever. She said how she just loved me to pieces, but at the same time did not seem to care that I was left without a GP or plumbing. "What an empty seater!"

by jennmacfar July 4, 2024

Smag/Smager

Smag Is the liquid Form of Smegma, usually occurs when you do not clean or let your smegma fester for to long with semen in your pants.

I Found Smag/Smager in my boyfriends pants

by Ieatsmag May 17, 2025

Two-seater

A two-seater is a type of threesome when two women are sitting on a man’s genitals and face.

Jason: “I heard through the grapevine that Daniel did a two-seater with Mary and Trish last night.”
Caleb: “I’m so jealous dude! I need to do one with Anna and Katy!”

by rosenovarocks January 10, 2026

Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025

"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.

by 75lineman January 25, 2025