Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

scrambled ovary

The act of cracking eggs into a females vagina and then getting a dildo and scrambling the eggs. Once scrambled you eat the girl out along with the eggs.

Dylan gave Bronte a scrambled ovarys and loved it, best eggs ever!

by Dylan kirby August 6, 2010

Georgia Scrambled Eggs

Opening the lips of a womans vagina and vomiting in them, then using that vomit as a lubricant.

she asked for an order of Georgia Scrambled Eggs, so I gave it to her.

by Georgia Scrambler July 25, 2008

Pinette Scramble

Occurs when a woman is performing MATM (messy ass to mouth) and is so disgusted that she pukes on the man's dick. The resulting mix of shit, puke and semen, typically covering the man's dick, is called a Pinette Scramble.

He jammed his dick down her throat at the moment of climax. His shit covered cock was too much for her. She barfed on his cock resulting in quite a Pinette Scramble. Of course he used her hair to clean up.

by Buckminster Futter July 10, 2014

Sucky Scrambler

When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.

I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.

by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood

"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"

by Child manh April 25, 2023

waste scrambled egg

wasting scrambled egg.

It is bad to waste scrambled eggs.

by Debskelly1985 May 27, 2023