getting bitch slapped by a penguin

the feeling you get when you walk outside and it's freezing cold out (moreso, when the cold wind actually hits your face).

Shit it's cold in here! It feels like I'm getting bitch slapped by a penguin!

by Courtney R. Klein September 26, 2006

slappa doo

when you slap a bitch so hard they go "doo!"

i slappa doo'd the shit outta that bitch...

by teli August 10, 2006

ScrappyCoco

a small sized man with scruffy facial hair and beaver sized teeth who likes to wear tights

OMG look over there at that duuuuddddeeee, he is such a scrappycoco

by pmsl - lol May 1, 2010

slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

tit-slapping

Tit-slapping is a sadistic fetish of slapping a woman's breasts for sexual arousal. It is one of the Japanese fetishes imported into American mainstream fetish porn. One western form features woman on woman tit slapping in a cat-fight scenario. A more sadistic form features a bound woman with large breasts being subjected to violent breast slapping, twisting, pulling and pinching, resulting in tears, obvious pain, discoloration and bruising to the breast. It is a form of sadistic humiliation.

John had to engage in tit-slapping his girl friend's big pendulous breasts in order to get an erection before they had sex.

by Toryu88 September 13, 2016

You're Slapping My Cock

A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.

Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.

Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.

by Professor Big Penis April 26, 2010

sclarp

Sclarping is a portmanteau of scatalogy and LARPing. This refers to the practice of LARPing (Live-Action Role-Playing) while indulging in scatalogical fetishes.

Thus: sclarping.

Arthur: Man, that was a good sclarping session.
Ted: Yeah, my armor's totally covered in shit!

by Oliver Tilden January 4, 2008