Schmear

1. When you forget something in your conscious mind while your asleep or falling asleep and then finally realize your forgetting something. --
a.The feeling of forgetting when you have been on a dose of "preferred choice here."

Hey I was falling asleep at Ted Gundy's house and had this incredible schmear and then realized...

Spectator 1: You had a schmear? No way!

by Now This is Entertaining December 11, 2008

schmeal

(v.) In discretion, to smoke, likely an illegal substance which prompts such discretion.

Amber: "I'm bored, what do you want to do?"
Zack: "Well, I've got our old DVD of 'Dazed and Confused' -- you wanna schmeal and watch?"
Amber: "Hell yeah! You peal the gravity beal while I real a bleal! F*** whatcha heard we bout to SCHMEAL."

by Blaze[D] February 17, 2009

schmeatstick

Fat cock

Max does not have a fat schmeatstick

by Shmeato September 15, 2020

Schmeated

When you dick someone down so good, they die!

We absolutely schmeated those fools!

by Tonsafun79 September 13, 2021

schmeatcicle

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass

"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"

by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022

schmeatza

A pizza with at least 3 different meats.

Damn I’m hungry I’m ordering a schmeatza from Domino’s

by Flynnius January 17, 2023

schmeatup

A hookup, all greasy and whatnot.

Do you think he loves you or is it just a schmeatup?

by Jackib223 May 8, 2023