A term of affection representing a combination of the words schlub, blubber and, muffin used to describe a fat, lazy, yet adorable living creature.
I'd make my dog go outside for a walk, but he's being such a schlubbermuffin that I can't bear to make him move off the couch.
by 42RedLetters January 30, 2022
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The act of driving on an interstate, while exerting maximum force in the engine of your vehicle, and standing out of the sunroof and exerting fecal matter out of the sunroof and it hits the car behind u lol
by Bryant Fanney April 5, 2024
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**Pronunciation:** *shluh-ber-dinkle
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
**Pronunciation:** *shluh-ber-dinkle
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”*
* *“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”*
* *“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”*
* *“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face.”** *“I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born.”*
* *“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”*
* *“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”*
* *“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face.”** *“I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born.”*
by SweetMonet May 20, 2025
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Pronunciation: shluh-ber-dink-uhl
🔹 Definition:
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
Pronunciation: shluh-ber-dink-uhl
🔹 Definition:
A clueless, clumsy human tornado who somehow manages to trip over nothing, lose their wallet three times in one day, and accidentally microwave their phone — but still gets invited to the party because, deep down, everyone loves a good schluberdinkle.
Equal parts disaster and charm. Mildly insulting. Weirdly affectionate. Definitely unforgettable.
You forgot your keys, tripped over the cat, and microwaved the fork? You absolute schluberdinkle.”
“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”
“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”
“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face and I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born in 2012.
“Don’t worry, he’s just being a schluberdinkle again — he means well.”
“She wore two different shoes to work and spilled coffee on a baby. Total schluberdinkle behavior.”
“She tripped over nothing and slammed the shotgun into the back of his heels as she landed flat on her face and I narrowly avoided death by a schluberdinkle — and that’s how the word was born in 2012.
by SweetMonet May 20, 2025
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