Schizophrenic

Tyler

Tyler is a schizophrenic

by Sillysentral December 31, 2019

Schizophrenia texting

When you're texting yourself as different people.

Boyfriend: Hey!

Boyfriend: ???

Boyfriend: Hey how's it going?

Boyfriend: Good... good.

Boyfriend: Where are you?

Boyfriend: McDonald's, you?

Boyfriend: Home.

Girlfriend: Are you Schizophrenia texting?

by FinalCat July 29, 2013

schizophrenia

A mental disorder which gives a person imaginary people so realisitic a schizophrenic person believes they are real. There are good and bad imaginary people and they grow in numbers as the real person grows older. The imaginary people always stay the same age, a five year old would stay five from the time the schizophrenic person is 2 years old till long past 30. Or 80.
Note: A schizophrenic can only see their own imaginary poeple, and not any other schizophrenics, and non-schizophrenic people are unable to see a schizophrenics imaginary people either.

The girl was beaing mean to her parents because the imaginary people her schizophrenia caused her to see told her to.

by Grey Wolf Darkheart May 5, 2010

schizophrenia

Where a nigga or bitch be acting hella weird like she or he got multiple personalities

she got schizophrenia or sum

by HoodNigga23 July 23, 2019

schizcake

a friend... durh.
or a friend of a friend.
or a person you think is your friend.
or just some person you want to be your friend but there just like no.

Hey schizcake, tie my shoe!

by cecelia melody October 10, 2006

Schiza-hole

A slang term in German pop-culture which refers to a sphincter with a swastika tatooed into the rectum.

Nazi-bitch slave: OH YA MEIN FURRRRRRR! LICK DA POOP

FROM MY SCHIZA-HOLE!!!

Hitler: YAAAAA, I LIKE DAS POOP.

by danxdismember January 29, 2010

schizo

n. A chronically insane person, short for schizophrenic.

That sketchball's a fuckin schizo.

by alabaster December 14, 2004