im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance

when he goes for a pee you enter his room and leave something of personal value. like a friendly message but not 100% traceable.

"hey did you put the nutella jar on my keyboard?"
"so then i come back and im freaking out coz theres a buzzing dildo in my pressure cooker!"

"im sorry i didnt mean to scare you. Its my bad romance ♡"

by Krkič November 08, 2020

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 04, 2021

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.

I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

hair scare

A bad haircut.

You have a hair scare on top of your head right now.

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

half-mile scare

The uncertainty of whether or not you sharted while running.

"We have to take a break. Just got a half-mile scare."

by Mike&Josh February 21, 2016

Chicken Scared

Adjective. Chicken scared. (Idiomatic) used to accuse an individual of being scared when the accuser cannot remember the noun chicken shit

Josh: Yeah, what do you think I am?. Chicken Scared!?

by TheRealRomas3110 December 24, 2023

Im not scared your scared

Searce it up on StorlineOnline.com-Im not scared your scared.

Im not scared your scared.

by Ghorty Guy May 20, 2022