Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"

Shurrup you Bar Stool!

by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 12, 2010

stool whip

When you inject soft poo into your penis hole until your bladder is full, then push it out into your partner's mouth like whipped cream.

Just stool whipped my gf, shit was so cash

by JustClause September 25, 2016

step stool

noun: A person who becomes a rebound and is kept around until someone better is found.

I can't be single and don't wanna deal with the pain of a break-up so I'm gonna find someone to be my step stool.

by Lez-be honest January 11, 2017

Shit stool

A person or thing that is consistently taken advantage of.

John is a fucking shit stool, his girl is always telling him what to do and when.

by James MO April 30, 2008

stool pigeon

Someone that is easily deceived.

Brent: Thomas really did that because they told him to and that it would be okay.

Mark: Man, what a stool pigeon.
Brent: Indeed. Wish he would have consulted with me prior. I would have told him that did not sound right.

Mark: Right...

by AB01_T May 28, 2018

pull up a stool

when needing a poo ,the act of sucking the brown stuff back up using the anus muscle.
used in time of not being able to take a shit.

had a nightmare at work the other day,didnt go for my morning poo.by the afternoon i had to pull up a stool,to late it resulted in a snap off.....

by mart70 April 27, 2009

stoolin

going poop, BM, ETC....

I just finished stoolin, it was messy.

by dave styer May 28, 2008