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revenge travel

Verb: the act of of traveling, not merely for pleasure, but as a massive fuck-you to sheltering in place during the Covid-19 pandemic.
I can’t wait to revenge travel through Europe and fuck as many people as possible.
by lilac_meddow May 23, 2021
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live for revenge

When all you have left to live for is gone, and your whole life has been ruined, and the people who did it to you, are laughing their asses off, you do the only thing you can do, Live For Revenge and Attain it. And make them Rue the Day they were born.
Eric Mueller, American Idol, and after he was destroyed, He did the one thing, he could do, Live For Revenge!!!
by Aerick Lux Star Emperor November 29, 2013
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revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Old Klingon proverb by Khaless the unforgettable.
by Jeff May 15, 2004
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cheyannes revenge

The sibling symptom to montezumas revenge, but far far worse and more excruciating.

It occours several hours after consuming food which is caked with hot peppers, especially cheyanne pepper.

Symptoms of cheyannes revenge include but are not limited to: brutal shitting, grabbing ankle (see definition) excruciating pain and suicide.
Guy 1: (on toilet screaming)

Guy 2: Are you okay in there?

Guy 1: (screams) CHEYANNES REVENGE!
by J.P. The Last Brave Bishop February 17, 2009
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moctezumas revenge

travelers diarrhea, usually when you drink the water. probably in Mexico
guy 1: dude don't drink the water
guy 2: why?

guy 1: because of moctezumas revenge

guy 2: what do you think they make the ice cubes with?
by big_EZ June 16, 2010
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revenge

Being at an awesome pool party with the girl of your dreams, then leaving her for a while, only to see her wading in the pool with another guy.

Seeing that, you decide to mingle with other girls in hopes that she will notice you, but you end up hitting on the wrong woman - the fiancee of a war freak.

You then end up with a chair thrown to your face.

And the worst part? You dreamgirl was just talking to a family friend the whole time.
Ian: "Hey Jed, who's that guy Jessica is talking to in the pool?"

Jed: "I don't recognize him. I think he might be hitting on her."

Ian: "What the hell, man. I gotta take revenge on her now. Let's see, who else here looks as good as her?"

*hits on an ugly girl then gets a chair thrown to his face*

Jessica: "Ian are you alright?? What happened??"

Ian: "You were hitting on that guy in the pool."

Jessica: "Oh, the celebrant's cousin? He's a good friend of mine! We were just talking about you, actually."

Ian: "Oh fucker."
by c'est si bon August 13, 2009
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