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Rabid rooster

An angry Cock that is over-dosed on viagra and will not settle down. It is also a very contagious std that will burn holes in a female's vagina. THERE IS NO CURE.
Pride: Brian had such a rabid rooster.

Monkee: oh I know, it was amazing.
by blackwidow July 29, 2012
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imperial rooster

noun; a person who is the ring leader or the big cheese a person who peforms well in all they do
by dirtracer8080 August 20, 2012
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Dirty Rooster

When a guy takes a picture of his penis with filthy hands with the tip touching the steering wheel
Oh girl, I just got send a dirty rooster
by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023
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Procrastination Rooster

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Procrastination Rooster

The consequence of procrastination is call Procrastination Rooster. Multiple consequences of multiple acts of procrastination will yield Procrastination Roosters. Procrastination Roosters need immediate attention, or they will make a lot of noise. Procrastination Roosters are easy to keep as pets - ignoring it keeps them around. Procrastination Roosters appear when you least expect it. In some cases, you know when you will be getting a visit from Procrastination Roosters.

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, the Procrastination Roosters have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with that next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Snowy rooster

This occurs when a man nuts on another man’s/his own pubes and let’s it dry then scratches it onto one another’s mouth
Last year Jim gave me a snowy rooster and it’s my favorite holiday tradition
by Bigdaddy15350 January 4, 2023
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Rooster Eye

Getting up before 6am and ejaculating in your partners face and eye region
Paul said his girl slept too long so he was gonna give her the ol rooster eye.
by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020
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