road construction season 

A period of time that happens in Idaho during early summer to late fall (could be longer) in which almost every main road is closed and everyone has to take overcrowded detours to get to their destination

Ugh... it's road construction season again.

road construction season by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017

road googler 

asking for directions

road googler: "How do i turn the corner to get to common ground?"

road googler by Krkič August 26, 2020

road cock 

When your cock gets, like, shrivelled when you're in a road trip or driving for a while y'know?

- William

"Yeah bro, I'm gonna get hella road cock when I go up to the Gold Coast."
- Khan

road cock by notconga January 13, 2022

Road sign 

When you aggressively steal a road sign and use it to fuck your mom until she screams then use it on your whole family until they scream or cum and then jerk off onto it and then impregnate your sister with the road sign

Person 1: i did a road sign to my family
Person 2: Same

Road sign by Vexk April 12, 2022

Road Runner 

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

Road Runner by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

Road Ham

Uneaten sliced ham, usually taken from a diner, and placed in one’s pockets to be consumed during a car ride.

Oh hey, wow, is that some road ham in your glove box?

Road Ham by Nick From Jersey December 4, 2022

Road-Bagging 

When you had to move back in with your parents after being on your own as an adult for years, and have to hide your booze from them by stashing the bag on the roadside before you get home so you can retrieve it later.

My mom got on me about my drinking last night at home even though i’m 35, so I’m Road-Bagging the wine I picked up today.

Road-Bagging by DeviousDrinkers October 3, 2023