Rita is probably the most caring, lovable and just the most amazing human you will EVER come across. She has the humor of a goldfish but its ok <3 cuz dont we all? yes we do🔪. chile anyways so- SHES amazayn and even if she sometimes DOESNT FEEL FABULOUIS i bet ya she will say: nice to meet ya whatcha name. She will also keep telling you gods in control, as she should.....just dont look at her phone cuz jeeeeeeeeeeeeez😃 but no, we love her sm i dont even got a clue how she be smart, cute and funny like??? excuse moi??? (hehehe she taught me that, now im a professional french person, dont tell me otherwise🤺
"dude look at rita, i think she got a new 𝐊𝕆Ňᵍ!"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
"OML what the 2020...man i thought she just got some H water smh....."
"No man, look at her taking hits at S*mon cowbell"
"as she should honestly what a queen she is,"
"yeah but lets not forget, 𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓭"
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by chunkyritaliker March 9, 2009
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Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.
Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.
Ratio of cuteness over awesomeness is purely undefinable due to infinite amounts of both.
Most lovable and adorable person that may very well walk the planet.
"That girl has Asteroids in her pocket?!?!
She must be a Rissa Pants."
"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"
She must be a Rissa Pants."
"Her smile just freakin blinded the guy in the minivan officer! I swear, she's a total Pants!"
by Ze Rah-Fah March 3, 2009
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Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006
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