RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.
Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.
by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006
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Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!
by jake.herring January 09, 2010
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Of, related to, or regarding the moronic and atypical activity that occurs with complete unremarkably at Rochester Institute of Technology.
Some pretty RITarded shit goes down at RIT.
by fjfjfj March 22, 2008
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Daniel: Man that chick had a nice body!

Colby: Dude that was a guy you ritard.
by Chase Gardner March 11, 2010
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A way of saying that someone is a retard while in a music lesson.
X: (stupid comment)
Y: (name), I don't know how to put this, but in music terms you are a Ritard....
by Henk43MPO December 01, 2010
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A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.
Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.
by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 01, 2017
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"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"
by E-Trock April 28, 2005
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