rititty

literally the worst person on this planet, the literal embodiment of a snake and a prick, so ugly, so well rounded, literally so annoying, no one likes her, she smells like rotten toes, has no hair, is balding, toxic, ugly, horrendous, stupid, idiotic

omg do you know that girl rititty i heard that she smells like farts and eats rats and has kids in her basement

by bubbybooby April 29, 2022

ritatode

one who destroys what he does not understand. one who opts to destroy rather than contemplate.

Jeff punched the Japanese puzzle box repeatedly to open it. Jeff is a ritatode.

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Jeff smashed the shiny object because it perplexed him, as any ritatode would.

by setty December 9, 2008

risituate

rehabilitate, rearrange, focus

I have a sex addiction, so I have to risituate my life into alcoholism instead.

by J'aigh December 17, 2008

Ridituation

Commonly used as a shortcut for ridiculous situation

A: I was stuck between those trees for 2 hours
B: That's fucking ridituation.

by Life-Limited Offer November 2, 2009

Riit

A mythological creature from Finland. It has he upper body of a horse and is human from the waist down. It wears pants.
Can be used as an insult and is pronounced "reet"

Some kid: Hey man! What's up?
Cool mytholgy scholar from Finland: SHUT UP RIIT!!
Kid: I aint no god damned mythological creature fom Finland!!
Cool Scholar: Boy-o' Golly! I best be damned, I could have sworn you had the upper body of a horse! I guess I'm a little too high right now.

by Kalkkuna April 26, 2010

rittered

The act of taking more than one man in your mouth at a time. At a really inapproiate time.

Cory rittered two men in the bathroom at the same time during choir practice.

by joshpetro November 17, 2010

Retits

1: To use surgery to make your tits bigger
2: A retarded girl with trillion dollar tits

Megan fox whacked in the head with a stupid stick: The perfect girlfriend. HSe's such a retits

by fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffl May 17, 2011