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Whore Reward

1. Most commonly these things are known as children.
2. After a whore has slept around, These parasites are developed inside a female slut for 9 months before being removed by a Whore Doctor.
3. The most hateful creatures on the planet.
4. An excuse for women not going to work, and an excuse for them to sit around the house all day doing nothing.
Carla: I don't know what to do with my life, I really want to earn a lot of money, but I really can't be bothered to get a job or do any work. What do you think I should do?
Jane: Are you serious? Why not go out and have sex with some guy and get yourself a "Whore Reward"? That will give you an excuse not to work, and you will get money thrown at you by the government, it's like the name says, you are being rewarded for being a whore.
Carla: Thats brilliant, it's almost as though the government understands that lazy woman need to be looked after just like all the other scum in society. Roll on child support cheques!
by Paul Fleming November 9, 2006
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Reaper

The act of farting and one of two or both things happen:
1. You physically damage your underwear,causing them death
2. You have a oily discharge,causing them death

Footnote: If you have a oily discharge you reserve the right to turn underwear inside out resulting in a "Reaper with a Front Flip"
"Dude I ripped one last night and fucking tore my unders'. A fuckin reaper man, a fuckin reaper. Only got 2 pairs left now."
by Funkbut March 14, 2010
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Grip reaper

A female that seems very attractive in bed and wears dark clothing where you can tell it’s tight and pink
Jack: “Damn Zach, don’t you agree that you couldn’t pull out of that grip reaper running on the Field?”

Zach: yes, have you seen her, she’s mommy
Jack: don’t you have a girlfriend?
Zach: oh she’s flat and it’s roast beef
by Ohsorrymommy January 3, 2023
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fecal reaper

One who reaps the feces from an anus. Generaly a homosexual male
Spoon dug the shit out of his own ass....what a fecal reaper
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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reapartment

to convert a condominium that was an apartment back to an apartment in real estate terms
The large number of apartment vacancies were attributted to the continuing reapartment of condominiums who were unable to sell on the current real estate market after their conversion from apartments to condominiums.
by mgpaperboy December 12, 2008
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Recap Titties

The nudity that occurs during the recaps of a Showtime or HBO television show. Usually lasting for a couple seconds before the episodes begin, Recap Titties give the hope that there will be some legitimate sexual content in the episode. In reality, if there's nudity in the recap, there most likely won't be some in the episode.
This isn't nudity, just some recap titties.
by Murd0cTh0mas September 8, 2010
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Reward shit

When you've finally gotten everything out of the way and can reward yourself by going to the bathroom.
Ahhh, I've finally finished my essay.. Now for my reward shit.
by Hose A & Hose B June 12, 2011
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