3 definitions by Funkbut

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.
"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."
by Funkbut March 15, 2010
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A unshaven or unkempt vaginal area.
Damn dude she had a fullplate, I got a mouthful of hairs.
by Funkbut March 13, 2010
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The act of farting and one of two or both things happen:
1. You physically damage your underwear,causing them death
2. You have a oily discharge,causing them death

Footnote: If you have a oily discharge you reserve the right to turn underwear inside out resulting in a "Reaper with a Front Flip"
"Dude I ripped one last night and fucking tore my unders'. A fuckin reaper man, a fuckin reaper. Only got 2 pairs left now."
by Funkbut March 15, 2010
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