retunkuli

Boobs

Oh no you smacked my retunkuli

by Goblover November 10, 2022

Rethgif

someone who mods discord servers and doesnt do anything else.

rethgif is such a good mod in my server

by jonre x aleah August 26, 2023

Kick Return

Used in football to describe running the football back after getting it kicked to you; But used in the Bothell area as Returning 'Kicks' also known as shoes, either for bad sizes, or just back kicks.

Obama: Sorry I am late.
McCain: Where were you?
Obama: Had to make a kick return.
McCain: I got a new suit and tie.
Obama: I got some F.N.K.'s!

by Ryin82 December 15, 2008

Rip & Return

The act of "renting" a DVD from a rental machine, ripping it and returning it to the vending machine within the period when you are not charged for rental.

What did you do last night? Not much, I did a rip & return on the new Batman movie.

by MrPudding January 21, 2009

margarinal returns

"Bare-bones" proceeds/rewards that are of far less value/usefulness than whatever it was that you originally invested into said venture... in other words, it's like you put fresh pure premium dairy-butter into da mix, and only got stale margarine back out for all your sweat 'n' toil.

I diligently updated my profile and paid my dues to a local dating-service in the hopes of scoring some sweet fresh "milk", but all I got was a bony plain-Jane past-middle-aged biddy wif A-cups and a hairy snatch dat smelled funny --- talk about margarinal returns!

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.

Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.

by jayram1408 August 22, 2020

Inadvertent Return

When your partner vomits semen on you immediately post fellatio. This inadvertent return of semen is usually caused by the taste of the seminal fluid, the receiving partner having mental block to swallowing or the giving partner hitting a gag reflex.

I had to change clothes after Sally had an inadvertent return after I came in her mouth. She puked all over my stomach and lap.

by Jimmy2Shits March 31, 2022