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Rent-a-cop

try being a "rent-a-cop" and see how you feel after an 8 hour shift. then tell me that mall security doesn't deserve any respect.
they all laughed when the rent-a-cop asked them to leave the property after they decided to harass a mall employee.
written by a 21 year old security guard that has no interest in becoming a real police officer, only has the job because it's better than fast food
by Grunger April 14, 2006
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Rent Free

A phrase originally meaning whenever someone can't stop obsessively thinking about something or someone, particularly something unimportant, or someone who isn't even remotely thinking about them in return.

However, due to overuse by morons, has come to just be a regurgitated, automated response to criticism of something someone doesn't want criticized. Often used as a coping mechanism whenever an actual, intelligent rebuttal can't be made.
Person 1: "I don't like this restaurant. Every time I go there, the tables and chairs are sticky and the service gets my order wrong."

Person 2 (smugly believing they are somehow making a point): "Oh yeah? Well, that restaurant is living in your head RENT FREE!!!"
by Papergrin August 6, 2021
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Paying the rent

Any form of sex for compensation
"I just bought my girl dinner so you know its time for her to pay the rent."
by Big JD August 15, 2003
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rent-a-cop

a SEPTA Transit Police Officer who does nothing but eat pizza and donughts and walk around major terminals, stations, and transportation centers.
I saw several rent-a-cops at the Dunkin Donughts inside Frankford Transportation Center the other day.
by Joe Butler January 19, 2005
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reintardnated

re·in·tard·na·ted
n.
Rebirth of the soul in a hillbilly body.
I swear I've met him before, but I remember him being smarter. It's almost as though he's reintardnated.” (Drew Niemi).
by Web Baker November 10, 2005
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Rentapest Syndrome

A form of mental illness. Symptoms include the tendancy to throw a massive tantrum about the smallest of things, a need to have everything his/her way, and an inability to form friendships with other human beings.

Never trust someone suffering from Rentapest Syndrome, they will inevitably attempt to stab you in the back. Fortunately, someone suffering from this illness is also very stupid, and are more likely to kill themselves than anyone else.
Man: "Here Mr Brown, let me give you a million dollars"

Rentapest Syndrome sufferer: "Get the fuck away from me! These dollar bills are all creased you fuck! I hate you!"
by Tomatoey June 5, 2009
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dodgy rental

A well established jargon term used in the car rental industry in and around Heathrow Airport. It refers to a situation where the sales rep is aware of a problem with the rental but nevertheless proceeds knowing that there is good commission to be had.
That was a dodgy rental where the Russian Mafia boss took the Mercedes for a week using his home made credit card and driving licence issued in Tibet. Mind you he bought all the extras so who cares?
by The Fruit Farmer August 5, 2003
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