random

The most frequently used word by DCDB's other than the expressions "Omigawdd!" and "Shut-up!" Often pronouned in a very drawn-out manner, such as "RAAAAN-dom!" for the purposes of making the speaker look "wacky."

"Julie that was soooooooo random! I can't believe you know stuff about books."

by hcracker April 30, 2003

Randolph

A gloomy town in northern New Jersey characterized by a lack of things to do, a lack of sidewalks, and radio towers rising up behind a backdrop of crappy weather. The town is populated by lax bro jocks and hipsters. Most people are generally nice and accepting but this is because they are stoned twenty-four seven. Most kids spend their weekends aimlessly wandering around in the woods and getting stoned. The center of the town is Acme which shows there is absolutely nothing to do. Most people think that everyone who lives in Randolph is rich - they are right.

A: Hey, want to go out and do something?
B: Wtf? We live in Randolph
A: Oh yeah. Pass the bong.

by iloverelientk July 3, 2011

XD SO RANDOM

A phrase that is said when someone says something completely stupid and/or random. It is not used to show that what they said was funny but rather as a sarcastic insult.

Person 1: LULZ CP CHRIS HANSEN PEDOBEAR ANONYMOUS IS LEGION.
Person 2: XD SO RANDOM.

by Ghjjf The 4hed January 30, 2009

random

The most unoriginal thing ever.

Waffles, penguins, cookies, pancakes, ect. <--Not random

Shouting these things does not make you random (aka cool). It makes you look stupid. I mean, wtf? How the hell is screaming "PENGUINS EAT WAFFLES ON MY PORCH!!!1~" random when that's exactly what the post above you said.

I am so utterly pissed off at the over-use of the word random. It puts true acts of randomness to SHAME. SHAME SHAME SHAME.

by Violetownz January 18, 2008

Randolph-Macon Woman's College

a small, private, 4-year liberal arts all female college. In addition to a beautiful campus and incredible professors, the students are top notch, going on to higher degrees, winning famous fellowships, and getting awesome careers. They can compete with any ivy league graduate in a battle of wits and are known for their independent nature. For fun, they frequent nearby colleges, including Hampden-Sydney College, an all male college. They are the envy of nearby all female colleges, such as Sweet Briar College and Hollins. Viewed as mostly snotty sorority-esque girls, neither college can compete with R-MWC's brilliance.

SBC girl: We're so much prettier and richer than Randolph-Macon girls! *flips hair and adjusts pearls*
R-MWC girl: Looks and money only matter if you don't have a brain. At least I'm going to an intellectually challenging college and not just a finishing school.
HSC boy: Wow, a girl that can think for herself! Marry me now, R-MWC girl!
R-MWC girl: You'll just have to wait until after I finish my Peace Corps service and doctoral dissertation.

by friend of a friend November 29, 2004

Randome

the act of getting "dome" (aka head, fellatio, blowjob, etc.) from a girl who you do not know (generally a promiscuous female who has self worth issues and has to prove to herself she is worth anything).
Hence the "random" part of ranDOME.

"Yo Sean who was that girl you were with last night?"

"Bro I don't even know her name but she gave pretty good randome."

by Omeed June 16, 2008

Randist

A pejorative term used to describe an Objectivist. Someone who religiously follows the philosophy of Ayn Rand.

Dude, ever talked to a Randist? It's like talking to a fundy. There's no hope.

by squarecircle May 18, 2008