Vomitting after drinking too much, because when you boot, it sounds like you're saying Ralph. Also known as 'calling ralph on the big white phone'
by PAYYOURDEBTS February 17, 2005
Get the Calling Ralph mug.1. The act of one partner(Male) defecating into a toilet with water, the male usually tries to make one large log.
2. Then to act as a bitch or or some other pet, the other partner(Female) eats the massive log out of the bowl.
3. Following this act, the female begins to give oral sex to the male with the fresh scent of feces in her mouth!
2. Then to act as a bitch or or some other pet, the other partner(Female) eats the massive log out of the bowl.
3. Following this act, the female begins to give oral sex to the male with the fresh scent of feces in her mouth!
Brad: I got tired of Becky eating my shit right out of my ass so I puled an Old Ralph.
Shawn: Did it feel good to have the creamy shit smell on ur wang?
Brad: Duh...
Shawn: Did it feel good to have the creamy shit smell on ur wang?
Brad: Duh...
by A Mount Baldy Production June 24, 2011
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A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
Get the Ratchet Ralph mug.A dirty ralph occurs when a girl is puking and you stick a dick or a dildo in her pussy, preferably in the doggy style position.
I was holding my girls hair back and the mood struck me, so i gave her a dirty ralph. The contractions feel so incredible, it almost makes up for having to smell vomit.
by markymark88 January 22, 2007
Get the dirty ralph mug.Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
Get the Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone mug.Only One Man , by the name of, Justin Ralph, is the most delicious Man of all. This man is the definition of Yum. This man would lap your breath away in just one kiss, and you'll fall in love with him at speeds beyond that of light and sound.
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...
This Man is the King of Men. Whilst at this mans side, you'll forever be saying, "Oh, my God"...because that's what he is, a God. A true romantic. Has an amazing mind and can fill up an entire room with A4 lined paper, scribbled with poetry, love letters and imaginative sketches. His mysterious eyes disguise all which is tongue and lips do not speak. Sex with him is the hottest, sexiest love dance which will leave you wanting more. Thinking about him makes you want him. Makes me want him to "come in my pants" ...
The only lap you'll ever want to sit on would only belong to Justin Ralph L, there is only one of him. He's the yum one. Number One.
by Someonesameoneaseveryone May 8, 2021
Get the justin ralph mug.Similar to a Wet Willy, a Raunchy Ralph is where instead of sticking your finger in your mouth and shoving it into someone's ear, you stick your finger either up your bumhole, or in your vaginal area, and wiggle it around until you get some substance, and stick it in their ear.
by Chazzlefas April 25, 2010
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