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`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|+ASDFGHJKL:"+ZXCVBNM<>? 

Well done, you are now officially 'The God Of Getting Bored'. You have successfully typed literally everything possible on a keyboard. Good job...
Bob: I am bored.
Me: Type "`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./1230.~!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|+ASDFGHJKL:"+ZXCVBNM<>?" in your keyboard.
Bob: ...

=-0987654321`qwertyuiop[]\';lkjhgfdsa/.,mnbvcxz 

when you hit 101% boredom so you slide from right to left on the first row, left to right on the second row and right to left on the third row and fourth row
Literally nothing:
Me: =-0987654321`qwertyuiop\';lkjhgfdsa/.,mnbvcxz

`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop[]\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./123!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

From your boredom, you decided to search your whole keyboard into the Google Search...

Congratulations. You have achieved ABSOLUTELY NOTHING at all. You have typed the WHOLE KEYBOARD including the SHIFT.
I'm bored. I'll just do "`1234567890-=/*-qwertyuiop\789+asdfghjkl;'456+zxcvbnm,./123!@#$%^&*()_+/*-QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?"

123 =/*`1234567890-qwertyuiop[]\789-ASDFGHJJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./0. 

IF YOU THINK `1234567890-qwertyuiop\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./ IS TRUE BORDOM, YOU HAVE SADLY MISTAKEN. IF YOU TYPED THIS, YOU HAVE PROBABLY SLID YOUR HAND ACROSS EVERY ROW OF AN ENTIRE EXTERNAL MAC KEYBOARD JUST LIKE I HAVE TO CREATE THIS ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION
Grandpa: And that reminds of of the time I-
Grand son: 123 =/*`1234567890-qwertyuiop\789-ASDFGHJJKL;'456+ZXCVBNM,./0.

=-0987654321`qwertyuiop[]\';lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,./

You are the skibidi for my rizzmas

Are you at school right now, and you're bored, so you hippity hop onto urban dictionary to type the symbols on *your* keyboard????
Your in luck!!11!!!!!!!11!!1!!!!
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“I am a Jew.

Hath not a Jew eyes?

Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions?

Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is?

If you prick us, do we not bleed?

If you tickle us, do we not laugh?

If you poison us, do we not die?

And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?”

F*CK THE JEWS11!!
F*CK THE JEWS!!!!!
Especially the women ones
I am "=-0987654321`qwertyuiop\';lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,./"-sexual.
All the other grade 9 kids think you have an abnormally large willy.

`1234567890-=`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./zxcvbnm,./

You are a synonym for the word "bored"
Man, I'm so bored, I think I am gonna `1234567890-=`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./zxcvbnm,./