Think you picked the perfect pumpkin? You didn't. Pumpkin Envy is the reason you will never feel satisfied after a long day of pumpkin patching. Unless you close your eyes on the hayride back to your car, you will envy the 5-year-old kid next to you and his massive pumpkin.
Mary: You never call, you never pay and you made me pick the worst pumpkin ever. Did you see the little boy in the Superman cape? Now that's a pumpkin!
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
Tom: That's the Pumpkin Envy talking, you don't know what you're saying.
by itsjustmetoo October 25, 2010
Get the Pumpkin Envy mug.To be in a necessary state of hauling ass out of a particular location due to a deadline or other time-sensitive commitment, typically despite the ass-hauler's desire to stay longer. This idiom references Cinderella's midnight dash out of Prince Charming's caste. It also verbs the word pumpkin, conflating the "in" ending for the colloquial pronunciation of the gerundive "ing."
Guy 1: Dude, Christina's flying in to town tomorrow. You still gonna be here? Hear she's DTF...
Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!
Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...
Guy 2: No, I'm pumpkin' it back home tonight. Fuck!
Guy 1: Yeah, fucking is exactly what I'm gonna be doing while it's just you and your hand...
by Twigler27 April 19, 2013
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1. A prissy country girl/guy with an ego too big for her/his own good
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
2. A Starbucks loving ignorant white girl.
3. Basically anyone who is a hipsterish southern idiot.
4. Your own interpretation is welcome.
Tod : oh man I heard about your girlfriend leaving you for some other dude.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
Ted: yeah man
Tod: you should never fall those pumpkin spice bumpkin types man.
by Delphiina December 10, 2015
Get the pumpkin spice bumpkin mug.Any girl addicted to pumpkin spice items. addiction starts usually with pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks but then spreads to anything pumpkin spice she can get her hands from pumpkin spice oreos to pumpkin spice covered cars. There is no known cures for "Pumpkin white girlness"
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