prostate pretzeling

when ones prostate is fucked into a pretzel like state

we did some prostate pretzeling last night

by FrilledCPU November 13, 2025

Prostfreight

If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.

person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."

by freakby December 26, 2025

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 18, 2017

Wasabi Prostate Exam

(Noun) When your spouse, girlfriend/boyfriend or tinder date asserts their dominance by performing a prostate digital examination with a finger lubricated not with standard lubricant but Wasabi paste. Often contextualised in an act of sexual dominance.

"Hey man how's things with that girl going?"
'Yeah look it's getting pretty serious'
"How so?"
'Last night I got a wasabi prostate exam'
"Woh."

by JKeyes8989 January 26, 2022

Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

enraged prostate

A result of anger directed at those who are more successful than you are or have bypassed you intellectually, emotionally, and physically.

Jerry Seinfeld's enraged prostate is making his usual bad jokes even worse.

by The Wendolyne May 5, 2024

PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation

When one magnet is placed inside of the male phallus between 2-3 inches inward and another magNet is placed gently within the prostate. The magnets attract each other and squeeze the prostate, creating an orgasm so intense it renders you invalid for weeks

Boris loves to go downtown and receive PPS // Polarized Prostate Stimulation from 5th and Church.

by Skrettttttt November 11, 2018