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Prostfreight
If someone with bowel problems takes a colossal shit on a moving plane, and their prostate falls out through the cheute and lands on the ground hundreds of feet below, the airline will assist the passenger by jumping out of the plane and venturing to find the lost prostate. Once found, they will ship it to the passenger's address for an additional fee of $8. This additional fee is called prostfreight.
person 1: "yo dude, did you get your prostate delivered back to you yet?"
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."
person 2: "yeah, but they made me pay prostfreight for it! guess that's the price i pay for taking such a destructive shit mid-air."
Prostfreight by freakby December 26, 2025