Procrastination

Look in a mirror.

Person A: Hey, what does procrastination mean? I'm kinda bored and don't wanna work on this essay so I'm looking up random words.

Person B: Trade your local currency to an employee at Walmart in order to make a transaction and be the owner of a reflective surface.

by not not not a real person January 8, 2020

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procrastination

what I'm doing right now

what you're also doing right now

Procrastination

by helpmeIhavea2000wordpaper November 7, 2019

Procrastination

The act of avoiding work because you don’t want to and it’s BORRINGGGGGG. It is an incredible skill to have and I am doing it right now

I am an expert at procrastination

by Lucinda is Lit July 19, 2020

procrastination

Not wanting to do something until the las minute. In layman's terms : i'll define it tomorrow

John: Can you tell me what procrastination means?
Jack: i'll do it tommorow

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Procrastibation

Adverb. Definition= to put off work with self pleasure, known as masturbation.

"The boys reckon Procrastibation is the best way to avoid schoolwork"

"I procrastibated on the weekend to avoid school work"

by card declined at rehab smh October 13, 2020

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020