Porcelain challenge

A tiktok challenge involving grinding up fine china into a powder and snorting it like cocaine.

1: Hey bro have you heard about the porcelain challenge?
2: oh yeah, we should try it!
1: I'll get a teacup

by iswearidohaveaname October 3, 2022

Porcelain Gas Chamber

After taking a huge dump, you immediately put your head in the bowl, cover it with a towel, and breathe until you puke or pass out.

I've been doing my own porcelain gas chambers lately but yesterday I was lucky and my friend Billy let me use his after he had taco bell for lunch.

by jblogy June 17, 2023

Forward Processing

Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive.

Incoming information for a server skips going to the RAM and goes straight to the storage device.

by John Leighow July 18, 2005

burning porcelain

The unfortunate and uncomfortable aftermath of eating a large quantity of extremely hot food. The name comes from the burning sensation while you are sitting on the toilet (porcelain).

"Oh man I have been burning porcelain this morning. I should not have eaten all those buffalo wings last night!"

by Sue D. Nymme September 22, 2007

jet-propelled octopus

The act of two young women rubbing their beef curtains together for the first time. Because they seem to be attached at the virgina it looks like they have 8 limbs. They keep doing this until one or the other squirts, causing the recipient of the drentching to flee in fright.

Q. "So why aren't Jane and Mary talking to each other?"
A. "I heard they had a jet-propelled octopus and Mary freaked out"

by Wordplay1 September 15, 2009

Room of Porcelain Fixtures

Bathroom, restroom, lavatory. Any room containing a toilet and a sink.

He has such a low tolerance for alcohol that one beer will send him running to the Room of Porcelain Fixtures.

by uwg October 24, 2006

Captain's Propeller

A drink that was created by drunken teenagers from jersey at 1 a.m. It contains orange propel fitness water and about 3 shots of captain morgan. The combination of these fluids creates a smooth tasting liquid orgasm.

Guy 1: Dude what am I drinking?
Guy 2: The Captain's Propeller brosef!
Guy 1: WOW! This is like a liquid orgasm!

by Neil Durkin April 21, 2008