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Brenden Problem

Problems that your typical Brenden would have. Like breaking a chair out of frustration then deciding that you actually needed the chair to sit in and kept the chair.
"I threw my controller on the ground and now it's broken but I really still want to finish this game."

"Sounds like a Brenden Problem"
by Iaea August 10, 2019
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.
Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end
by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019
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Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.
I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!
by Plodo August 16, 2020
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proficiency problem

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me
by hudzell September 7, 2021
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counting problem

The counting problem is also known as "Tarski's revenge."

It stands alongside two major problems in mathematics called the "compositional-unit problem" and the "unit-of-measurement problem." It is trying to determine how many points there are in an object.
Tarski's nihilism indicates that infinity plus an uncountable number of exterior points equate to an infinite number of points.

This is the solution to the counting problem.

A NON-Tarski object has the uncountable points on the INTERIOR surface with the infinite points; indicating that Godel's incompleteness theorem is stating that mathematics is unable to count the uncountable set of Tarski-points if they lie to the interior of the surface.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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Horse Problem

A problem you have that is out of your control, something you just have to ride out until the solution comes to you. Much like a horse inside of an elevator.
"This breakup healing process is just a horse problem."
by whyen October 23, 2022
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