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Perch Jerker

A faggot. A perch jerker is a man that loves to jerk off other men, and then let them splooge all over his face.
Hey Perch Jerker, why don't you come over here and jerk on my perch.
by Bork Gordon February 10, 2007
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by bleh January 11, 2004
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Perchin

Verb, Avderb or Adjective - can mean anything as long as it has flow. It rolls of the tongue for Wissahickon High School Sudents.
1. "wassup bro? whatcha up to?"
"just perchin."
2. "You see bryan last night?
"yea he was perched"
by Jack Sicka January 11, 2008
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perchose

The ultimate utility word, with roots in Highland-Glaswegian stoner slang, being capable of nounage, verbiage and adjectiveness within the one sentence. The influences of rasta is cuss is also evident within its use in the vernacular.
Perchose! (greeting)
Perchose me as such! (greeting)
Perchoser. (a heinous waster or professional musician)
Perchosement (A state of intoxication)
He perchosed his oats. (He got laid)
I was totally perchosed. (Having spent days on end on the session.)
Perchosed. (To have vomited due to high cannabis intake.)
Perchose I that joint. (Pass the dro'.)
Perchose yourself from mental slavery none but ourselves can perchose our mind. (perchosement song)
by eoghann June 16, 2006
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Percher

Someone who lightly puts their hat high atop their head, most often in a crooked fashion.

This gives the resemblance of a bird which has just perched atop their head by mistake and has gone unnoticed to them.
Look at that group of perchers, dont they know thats not how to where a hat, or our their heads really just too big to fit?
by TheDragonfly January 22, 2011
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Moose Perch

An act of coitus undertaken at high elevation and in unusually uncomfortable circumstances. Balancing is usually involved.
Although the air was cold and the oxygen low, Karen still enjoyed being Moose Perched by Rod while they waited for the ski lift to start moving again.
by Gooooooooooooooooood May 10, 2009
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le peche

French word literally meaning "peach", however it is commonly used as a euphemism for virginal, nether lips.
His touch roused a burst of wet, warmth in le peche.
by Vixen Kix June 30, 2014
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