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Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.
"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"
by Calibreton August 27, 2018
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post-suicidal

A status of depression so deep you no longer wish to die. As far as you're concerned, you're already dead.

This might actually be the case if you're post-suicidal by proxy of actually having committed suicide.
Ellesime: Should we put you on suicide watch? You always seem so depressed.

Jonaleth: Nah. I'm not suicidal. It'd take more effort than I'm worth to kill myself. I'm just a hollow, dead thing.

Jonaleth no longer has the will to live, but he also does not have the will to die, instead he considers himself "already dead", having lost his Elven immortality. He is post-suicidal.
(Characters from Baldur's Gate II)
by Zadred Darkflame December 23, 2008
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post-punk

A late 70's and early 80's musical subculture, stemming from the punk rock movement. Many bands who are considered post-punk can can also be labelled as new wave and goth. Within recent years many new bands have emerged with obvious post-punk influences. The sounds of post-punk are usually dark, rhythm guitar based with strong basslines coupled with simple drumbeats. The vocalists are often very original sounding and the lyrics, insightful as opposed to commercially accessable. Along with the music a fashion developed consisting of very plain clothing, sometimes dark eyeliner and for the boys short simple haircuts and for the girls more flamboyant hair.
post-punk bands include: joy division, bauhaus, the jam, siouxsie and the banshees, the smiths, echo and the bunnymen
by larry says hi October 18, 2005
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Post-Grunge

A style of alternative rock that evolved from grunge in the mid-90's. Post-grunge employs the distorted guitar, vocal dynamics, and lyrical tone of traditional grunge music, albeit in a more radio-friendly manner.
Post-grunge can be plain hard rock or edgy alt-metal. A few post-grunge bands, like Chevelle, Breaking Benjamin, and Godsmack cross over into Nu-metal.
Types of Post-Grunge:
Traditional Post-Grunge:
Bush
Candlebox
Creed
Foo Fighters
Matchbox Twenty
Silverchair
Nickleback

Heavy Post-Grunge:
Three Days Grace
Breaking Benjamin
Seehter
Chevelle
Staind
Trapt
Puddle of Mudd
Godsmack
Cold
3 Doors Down
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Post Count

Used to show how big a forum user's e-penis is.
"Remember kids, the higher your post count, the bigger your penis"!
by Exc3$$ March 22, 2009
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Post Gay

A concept in contemporary culture characterized by a distrust of the need to draw attention to or make issue of sexual orientation.

A way to describe qualities or characteristics that may stereotypically be regarded as gay while simultaneously implying that labels based on sexual identity are unnecessary, old fashioned or irrelevant.
Sam: Did you watch American Idol last night? Adam Lambert is such a fag!

Susan: Grow up! Adam is a fantastic performer. He's totally post gay.
by PJMillar April 24, 2009
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post malone

Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017
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