post-Potter rage

The rage one feels when someone insults Harry Potter, tries to tell you that it's not real or tries to tell you that everything will be okay.

I think you have a bad case of post-Potter depression and post-Potter rage

by youhavenoidea July 9, 2011

post-defecation euphoria

The unbridled joy experienced by a domestic house cat following a bowel movement. Often leads to abnormal playfulness and spurts of energy. Humans can experience this phenomenon, but the human response is more internalized.

The cat woke me up last night darting back and forth down the hallway. I'm guessing it was post-defecation euphoria. Can't blame the guy.

by doublepepperoni August 17, 2012

Post Tv-Show Depression

The feeling of emptiness after completing a tv show or series, and you believe no other tv show can top the one you have completed and have an empty void where that tv show was.

"I just finished Orange is The New Black last night?"
"How are you doing?"
"I think I'm suffering from Post Tv-Show Depression"

by ynaffit sedohr July 21, 2015

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

Post nut olive branch

A post nut olive branch is where a man extends his arm out for a cuddle following sex. This signifies that the man doesn’t hate his sexual partner and is ready to enjoy her company again

I think I might like her bro, I had accidentally extended the post nut olive branch last night

by Demontooth April 28, 2023

Knight of the Post

A professional thief, hustler, liar or crook. A canny basher dedicated to giving the law the laugh and making some jink in the cross-trade.

Annah is a tough, streewise knight of the post who rips off clueless berks in the most dangerous parts of the Hive.

by BleakCabal August 19, 2013