Poomff

A cheeto, typically large and puffy in size.

"Would anyone like a Cheeto poomff, or can I just eat the whole bag?"

by poomffpoomff August 21, 2016

poompa

When somebody Looks fat and has an ugly haircut they can be called a poompa

Take off your hat oi
* takes of hat
Seriously wtf is that , you look like the biggest poompa

by Sumwon Speshal May 25, 2016

Poompsie

To be suckie.
In a mood.

Suck it up and don't be poompsie

by Poompsie May 11, 2016

Poomerang

When you boomerang (TM) your poop so it looks like you have ultimate colon-sphincter coordination and can suck the turtle head back inside after its poked out.

Oh my Gods Diego! Did you just poomerang me?!

by brownsource July 10, 2017

poomato

A large bloody poo

Damn that poomato hurt

by Poomato August 11, 2017

PooManChu

When you stick a Dog toy in your ass and have your dog try and pull it out of your rectum while holding it in for at least 8 seconds or until orgasm.

I was experimenting with anal play using my dogs chew toy and he started playing tug-o-war. Needless to say I lost that PooManChu.

by SaltyTunaMan October 7, 2018

Pooma

Pooma is a jargon used widely in the Consulting World. It is an acronym for Pulled Out Of My Ass. In the Consulting world, Consultants use the term widely to come up with random non-sense to get their points across and convince the client

On being asked how did Billi get those numbers, he replied, "I pooma'd it."

by red_blossom February 13, 2019