PioMeter

PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur

Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.

Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.

by Weeeebie April 30, 2020

Pigmen

Country bumpkin hicks who claim to love trucks, darts, beer, trucks, and hunting. Always wears camo and has a hillbilly accent.

These pigmen wont shutup about the government taking their guns.

by squilll;llllllllllllllllllllll May 1, 2020

Pimmemaster

Extremely famous person! Known as a moderator on the Asylum Disord server.
Notorious for banning an innocent person for no reason.

Person 1: Hey you know James?

Person 2: Yeah hes such a Pimmemaster

by smallitchyppsam June 22, 2020

pitel

To block /to wait

Awe mybru pitel

by anonymous September 13, 2020

Pitter patter

The sound your heart makes when you are under distress

"That was scary. My heart is going pitter patter pitter patter"

"My teacher decided to play some Chopin in the background while we were taking the test, I can hear my heart go pitter patter along with the music. I might need therapy to forget that this ever happend."

by prettyposion March 25, 2021

Piteous

This is being as riotous as the amazing man. The hot man with a plan. He's ace. He's a pringle. And he's not ready to become single.

Snail: Ygugh YoUre doso Piteous, if onyly the gretat Sexy man could see yoy now

by snailwithaplan April 13, 2021

pitzel

A tractored pistol-like male-aligned creature. He is often seen with his bro fetzel.

Omg you look like a tractor and a pistol, oh wait no you're a pitzellll.

by secondgenesis April 26, 2021