suck my pineapple juice

the act of sucking pineapple juice. this quote is to be used when wanting to confuse friends. it does not mean anything dirty, but most people will think that. which makes this quote so fun!

kayla likes to suck my pineapple juice long and hard.

by imsocool12424 April 25, 2008

Pineapple

A girl who has sex with your boyfriend and forces you to watch

I don't trust her she's a Pineapple.

by Eh_fuckoff January 5, 2019

Pineapple in the mist

to masturbate

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!

by alimac February 19, 2015

Pineapple

A cute name for your girlfriend or someone you really care about

I love my little pineapple

by Gebizbeh48 August 5, 2022

Pineapple pizza

Something very disrespectful to humanity

person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

Chicago pineapple

A fragmentation grenade, so-called because of their pineapple-like surface and use by Chicago mobsters in the 1920's.

Al Capone had his associate toss a Chicago pineapple through the storefront window.

by SlinkiusMaximus February 20, 2013

lazy pineapple

A person who has legit no regard for anything or anyone and likes to believe they are the best and often talks to you in a condescending manner.

Friend 1: "God, he was being such an ass."
Friend 2: "Of course he was. He's a lazy pineapple."
Friend 1: "Agreed."

by TheTubaPlayingWhiteMexican January 4, 2017