middle phobia

a phobia where a person who is in the middle of something (i.e. a soccer field) and feel as if you can not escape

Coach Erik: "Mak, why didn't you tell us you have middle phobia?"
Mak: "I don't know, I just don't like being in the middle because I feel like I can't move."

by soccerplayer1234567890 January 22, 2018

weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.

No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!

by BJWGP August 12, 2023

Ejay Phobia

A phobia for people that are named Ejay.

I have Ejay Phobia.

by alex sharts April 20, 2022

Zenoh-phobia

The fear of getting board wiped by one of the most degenerative cards in the game.

Person 1: Man, I almost won the game but that bastard Chain attack Zenoh'd me.
Person 2: Sounds like you have Zenoh-phobia.

by Beebooneep August 15, 2018

Ah-Dum-Betchk-Phobia

An irrational and inexplicable fear of Uppercase letters.

I once met a man who had Ah-Dum-Betchk-Phobia.

by Try.Hell.Cat October 31, 2025

wait phobia

you/they hate waiting

i have wait phobia ! so don't want to wait.

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

Extinction-phobia

A phobia or fear of human extinction due to childfree individuals; also extends to fear of an individual's or others' bloodlines or "legacys" dying off due to not reproducing.

He has extinction-phobia; he keeps saying that humanity would die off if everyone thought like me.

by GalaxyTheDragonshifter June 2, 2024