philosofart

Someone who spews big words in extraordinary combinations and pretends to know what he's talking about but is really full of hot air.

That new kid in our logic class is a real philosofart.

by dougiehowzit November 10, 2010

Philosofart

When someone showers their dose of philosophy and it does not make sense or is an abuse of an existing philosophy.

Friend lying on couch studying for an exam: I would rather orient myself to face this way (shifts posture) to study much better.

Me: :Nuff of that philosofart now!

by WordSage March 19, 2015

philosopher's hangover

The general malaise, fatigue, or otherwise hangover-like symptoms that are caused by discussing or debating a philosophical topic too late at night which resulted in you both (a) cognitively never resolving the issue and (b) losing an entire night's worth of sleep attempting to.

Issa, Ali, and Nick all woke up with a really bad philosopher's hangover after spending all night trying to solve the mind-body problem.

by n.b. moore September 29, 2017

philissa

Philissa is a sweet girl who laughs in your face but hides dislike for you . She's funny and naive,she fights when she has to,but is shy sometimes when around mannerly people. She's honest but not always. She doesn't care what you think about her. She lives her life her way,and is not a fan of saying sorry,she's not pretty but isn't ugly philissa speaks her mind but knows when to hold back.

She's a philissa, not loyal,but I like her

by Silvia mason 369 October 18, 2020

Philistine

A term used to describe an overly aggressive and simple person.

Person#1:NO, FORTNITE IS A GOOD GAME!
Person#2: Quiet down, you philistine.
Person#1:AGHHHGHAHHAHAH

by Neon_Cancer April 14, 2021

Philosopher

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"What a faggout" - Philosopher

by coachyugivista May 11, 2023

The philosopher

Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety

Look it’s the philosopher

by Cono12 December 20, 2018