Phalcon

A golf term for a shot so excellent that the ball is hit once and goes from one hole, bounces out, goes to the next, and keeps doing so on every hole and finally lands in the 18th Hole. the golfer ends up with a total score of 1 for all 18.

Woah! Did you just see Tiger's phalcon? The ball went from one whole to the other in one drive!

by gosuckabutt March 22, 2011

phail

Same as fail, but usually at the dinner table.

Guy 1: Ah poo i just dropped my peas
Guy 1's Mother: EPIC PHAIL!!!!!

by Mortarion666 October 21, 2008

phallical

A prick. A man who is arrogant just because he has balls and a dick which he thinks makes him superior when really he is a dumb dick.

He is phallically arrogant in the way he acts around those women.

by Mousy Kitten January 9, 2018

Phalanx

phalanx is a beautiful girl who always makes people happy. she is naturally sexy and is super cute. her personality is amazing and so is her smile. a sunshine that is always going to brighten you day. there is something truly special about this girl, and that is in the way she soldiers on. she's been through a lot of shit but still manages to make it by, with the sole intent of making the people around her happy. she has a 100% success rate in that department, as well as a 100% success rate of making you laugh. this beautiful, adorable and kind girl is also hilarious and can make you laugh as she pleases. her intelligence spans from history, witchcraft, computer stuffs, science and anime. this moe weeb is loud and proud about her anime, at least when it's on topic. she is very respectful and will always wait her turn, and make sure everybody gets to say what they want to say before moving on. this girl will make you feel right at home within the first couple minutes of talking to her. she may be shy and doubt herself at times, but once she's out of her shell she is an outgoing, fun, caring and nice person. she's got it all, from her stunning appearance to her warm and fun personality, she's what they call perfect. beautiful, kind, and smart, she is a keeper.

"hey, is your girl a karen or a phalanx?"

by heymay April 23, 2019

fecal phalanges

a condition in which the human fingers are covered in dung from excessive anal play

Jim and I were up really late last and now we both have fecal phalanges.

by poopyhands September 5, 2007

Philter Phail

When an online game such as RuneScape blocks a word like "Poof", so you are forced to write "p()()f".

David: Man, I was so just 'bout to say that but I got ****** by a random event.

Lil' timmy: p()()fed?

David: yea. dis philter phails.

by Anti Bit February 3, 2009

giganto phallicism

the state of having a giant phallus; figuratively, bold as a man with a giant phallus

I couldn't keep denying the Holocaust after facing such poor reception. Ahmedinejad must have a case of giganto phallicism.

by Jaggers September 24, 2009