petity

the petite for male. when a man is morbidly, or extremely obese, beside his genitals, in which is the quite opposite, which is normally quite unnatractive to the opposite sex

Example:
Tyler is a petity but he can make a good dad joke and wear dirty ass huraches so its ok

listen tyler you seem nice but your toooooo petity for me (walks away with fellow wizards)

by ciaran757 October 18, 2018

Petitionist

A person or career that one petitions

I am a petitionist who petitions against pubs not playing Australian Open on their tv’s for patrons

by Lozztheonlyone January 22, 2019

Petstered

When your pets refuse to let you sleep at night by crashing around, bathing, or bed hogging.

I was late to work because my cat petstered me all night.

by Keasterbunny June 26, 2019

Petitty fuck

When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.

Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pitty’s a woman. (Power of the pussy).

Example 1_

Guy 1: bro, I can’t believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!

Example 2_

Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!

Girl 2: omg what an asshole.

by Nae_nae98 August 27, 2019

penitentiary nutty

When you crazy in prison because you're locked up and a person you were close to died and you know you can't even go to the funeral to say goodbye

After they told him his mother died the funeral is in a few days, and he knows he doesn't get released until next month. He went in a penitentiary nutty and destroyed his cell and the ones close to his with his bare hands

by Crazy Crystal October 12, 2019

Petter Andreas

People named Petter Andreas is known for having an eight pack, silky smooth hair, big chest, perfect jawline and an enormous dick. They are normally very stupid as well.

#1: DAMN! he looks just like a Petter Andreas.

by ImSoSexy#69 January 30, 2020

petitties

titties that are small or "petite"

Guy 1: "Look at that girl over there! She's hot!"
Guy 2: "She's got petitties. I prefer the bigger bouncier breasts"

by wwulf April 17, 2020