penile flipflop

when your penis flops while you flip.

duude! have you heard? the guy at the beach did a penile flipflop

by morting April 9, 2025

Penile

adjective for a man who is senile or other wise suffering from dementia, but with regard to his or her penis

"have you had sex with Peter recently? he's totally gone penile!"

by thewordsdefiner September 21, 2023

Shorty penile disorder

Something that Mohd. Junaid Javed was born with. It could have been cured in 100$ but his mother refused. Now he walks around with a small peepee.

Pradeep: Yo that man has an 18 inch penis.

Junaid: 18 of my penises would fit in it.
Sonam: wtf?
Junaid: yeah I have a shorty penile disorder

by Queenmercuryf February 27, 2017

penile arrest

when your significant other puts a condom that is made of metal to make u stop fucking other bitches and/or men.

Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend caught me cheating on her
Guy 2: Damn what'd she do to you?
Guy 1: She put me on penile arrest.

by 7steezy7steve7 January 3, 2024

Penile Bleeding

When one bleeds from the penile region.

Gary: "Hey Kolton, where's Jacob?"
Kolton: "Oh, Jacob is suffering from penile bleeding after he attempted to perform a circumcision by himself,"

by SpiritOfWuTang December 1, 2017

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

penile region

The region surrounding the penis and the testicles in the male human body. Animals often also have penile regions but less developed than the human penile region.

Most people consider the penile region as yummy as chocolate cake.

"Somebody once told me, penile region's yummy, so I went out and sucked a big black cock."

by peppodo the third February 22, 2017