Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker

A Bad Ass who paints and fucks mothers.

Jeff Vogelsong is a Bad Ass Painting Mother Fucker!

by Jeff Vogelsong October 6, 2016

Prenting

Cute girl, who is full of love. Both towards her friends, family and her boyfriend. She is fun to be around, and likes to make cheesy jokes.

"Everyone should have a Prenting in their lives"
"Wow, I miss Prenting"

by Chakakarn January 21, 2022

partexting

to {text} while in a stationery vehicle

"pull over when partexting"

by misterred January 3, 2010

Painting the horn.

clown masturbation.

"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."

by Skitzo the Clown April 13, 2013

parketing

Parking anywhere you want, as long as you want, by reusing an old parking ticket.

John is parketing in downtown all weekend long.

by jeff98243897234 May 14, 2013

Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.

Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"

by MsG😋 January 19, 2016

parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.

Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.

by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016