A condition in which a person is convinced that there is a ghost in his or her house. A person suffering from ghost paranoia will often tell you many different stories in which they have seen a ghost in their house and/or seen a ghost doing things with physical objects in their house.
Duder 1: "No for real. I came home one day and my beagle was on top of that fucking ledge. Way up there. I mean, how did he get up there? He can't jump that high."
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
Duder 2: "Yeah right dude."
Duder 1: "Oh and I saw her one night at the foot of my bed, she was all white and wouldn't take her eyes off me. I just hid under the covers til she went away. Oh and look at this window. Her hand print is still there!"
Duder 3: "Oh my God dude, there's no hand print. You've got ghost paranoia like a son of a bitch. How do you sleep alone at night?"
by westfalia January 26, 2010
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John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!
Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!
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A new-comer to a message board, Al-J, is subject to Newbie Paranoia:
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
The Real Cat 12 Apr 2009 15:15:20
Al-j has to be an alias
TechnoFemme 12 Apr 2009 15:17:22
Al-J reminds me of Stox..
AndyW 12 Apr 2009 15:18:06
Was thinking that as well Cat. Too fuckin much melt for it not to be.
by Not Stox April 12, 2009
Get the Newbie Paranoia mug.One who is paranoid when online and thinks that anyone could be a predator. Someone who is Internet Paranoid refuses to give out any information about themselves- not even a letter in their name. These are some of the most annoying people on the internet, so watch out for them.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy in the chat room earlier?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
Person 2: "Yeah, what was his name?"
Person 1: "I don't know. He is Internet Paranoid."
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