Freemanic Paracusia

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

by Brainiac42 October 9, 2008

Paracide

When you want/ask someone to kill you but not actually kill you

Person 1 - Urg...we have a test...kill me now
Person 2 - You're committing paracide

by Sweet Dreams November 21, 2013

Parajizz

A male paraplegic that has suffered particular damage to the spine and causes him to ejaculate uncontrollably at any given time or place.

After Aleks accident, he was diagnosed with parajizz.

by Nob4Life March 12, 2013

Parajat

A small indian who likes to smoke weed under the bleachers, he enjoys when you speak to him in french. If you are right for him he will do you good square in the ass.

"Dang parajat made my ovaries tremble last night"

by Mr.mondal November 11, 2016

paracetalol

a) a derogatory term used in expressing a lack of faith in a particular brand/course of medication

b) a far better way of pronouncing the common household painkiller 'paracetamol'

"i cant wait to get off this paracetalol"

by jt28 October 22, 2007

paradigmosis

A condition with similar symptoms as bipolar disorder resulting from living in, but not fitting in with a society that makes little to no sense. Sufferers of paradigmosis often become activists or anarchists.

My symptoms of paradigmosis started around the age of 2.

by Ferugualatin February 23, 2009

para-eponym

A regular eponym is something named after a person, such as nehru jacket, boycott, volt, bloomer, gerrymander and quisling. A para-eponym is something named after a variation on a person's name, and can be a noun, adjective or verb.

Two para-eponyms are Count Chocula (from Count Dracula) cereal and Cherry Garcia (from Jerry Garcia, a musician favorite of Ben and Jerry) ice cream.

by gm2l June 21, 2010