Optigasm

1. The be all end all of all orgasms
2. Orgasm to the thought of Megan Fox
3. An Orgasm brought on by a transformers fetish

Jeremy: Oh shit I just had an Optigasm
Lucy: God dammit we're not watching Transformers ever again

by The Trantastic Johnny G February 23, 2009

opti-snot

The crusty booger like substance found in your eyes when you wake up.

I left my contacts in last night when I fell asleep. I have been picking out the opti-snot for the past hour.

by MetalGuru May 29, 2009

Opticasm

Opticasm, is the usage of both Optimism, and sarcasm.

"Mark, we can totally expect to have 300 hotel guests coming in today on our slowest day." - The speaker is showing optimism, and sarcasm. Thus, Opticasm.

by Joshua (Renown Recon) McClain January 27, 2010

Optimisman

Generally a person who strongly believes in optimism and tries to negate all the negativity. These people are difficult to find and if you do recognize such a person, prize them.

I am an Optimisman.

by Optimisman <13 June 8, 2015

Optionist

"A professional who has the ability to offer one or more options to somebody else (asker). The option(s) given usually enlight a new path to follow in order to create a better reality or solve a problem. An optionist never gives consultance on which option is more appropriate to follow",

Lets say that there is a couple, whose property (house +land) has become to expensive to live in. The couple decides to contact an optionist, who examines the situation of the house owners and gives them different options on what to do.
Options
1. Couple may sell the entire property
2. Couple may sell the land around the house, make some money and still live in their house
3. Couple can rent their house and move in a more convenient place

by Fadjo (Daniel F.) September 23, 2015

optattigamer

He Is A OP (Over Powered) Tatti (Shit) In Everything. He Likes To Touch Wrong Things At The Wrong Time.

Why you acting like an OPTattiGamer

by optattigamer big dick September 24, 2021

Optimum'd

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

by TropTeps December 14, 2021