A conversational endpoint that you use when some little whiny worm is complaining to you and you are sick of it. Will often belittle complainer and give complain-ee a defining sense of satisfaction.
Whining little worm: Ughhhh, I got dirty snow on my Uggs, and my cell phone is broken, and things are really hard at home with my parents and ugh I'm just so stressed!
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
Me: . . . if only bananas were longer. . .
Whining Little Worm: *Silence*
by Pi@noguy January 13, 2011
Get the . . . if only bananas were longer. . . mug.A person who was an only child growing up. They are typically very independent, hard working, and dedicated. But they must get there way, otherwise a temper tantrum will be had.
Alex works 60 hours a week. Alex has never missed a day of work. Alex didn't get what she wanted for lunch today and she started crying. Alex is a typical only child.
by Autopartsfreak September 9, 2011
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"Only used a couple times" is an expression that literally translates to "used the fuck out of it and am selling it while I can for a few bucks before it breaks." The phrase is extremely common on Craigslist and Facebook yard sales. Oftentimes, after buying something that has "only been used a couple times," you will get maybe a couple of good uses out of it before it breaks/stops working/ignites and by the time you've gone through the hassle of scrapping it, you'll be wishing you would've just bought a friggin' new one from the start.
"I bought a popcorn popper that was "only used a couple times" and the damn things spits out half the seeds."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
"I'm not sure why the washing machine makes loud humming noises. The person I bought it from said it was "only used a couple times."
"I bought a Glock that was "only used a couple times," and the slide flew off when I shot it and nearly impaled my right eye."
by Yeret February 9, 2015
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by purpleanjyl September 14, 2005
Get the If only mug.Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.
"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie
"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill
"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie
"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill
"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill
"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie
"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill
by Becky Sweenie April 21, 2007
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Jim-no Jessica you cannot get my nudes your going to send them to people
Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"
Jessica -no I wont you can fill "my eyes only"
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Get the My eyes only mug.A fan who follows the Houston Rockets but couldn't care less about team success. He/she only cares how Yao Ming performs.
Most of the Yao Only Fans who post here think Tracy McGrady should be traded because he is taking touches away from Yao.
by Wesley L March 22, 2006
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