Serious Stepper

A male (usually under the age of 24) that insists on shuffling at raves and wearing the brightest nike top you’ve ever seen. You are most likely to find one at a Solid Grooves event shouting FUCK OFF at Michael Bibi.

Joe: Lad what the fuck are you doing

Liam: I’m just a serious stepper

by squashmanjoshman10 May 6, 2023

serious squint

when guys take a selfie while putting on a serious face and squinting to look cool or high.

i saw John take a serious squint selfie in class.

by unionjismylife203 May 19, 2014

Serious Consequences

But he WON'T face serious consequences is he STEALS FUCKING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY (TRILLLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH) AND CONDEMNS A CHILD TO DEATH!?

Hym "Serious consequences... Like the people on the Epstein list? Oh wait... No. Make that cripple pay for my shit or YOU MOTHERFUCKERS will face serious consequences! SEE HOW THAT WORKS!? I CAN SAY IT TOO!"

by Hym Iam June 8, 2025

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015

Dat serious

phrase used to validate an idea or person

we the coolest kids doing it like dat serious

by k9yblade September 28, 2021

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

by Cheetagree December 31, 2008

Serious Bones

Sexual intercourse that lasts longer that four hours

Oliver: Dude, yesterday Sarah and I were planning some serious bones for the evening, so I popped 4 Viagra. It still hasn't gone down.
Harold: Maybe you should go talk to your doctor about that.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017