mong chong

A Bloody idiot!!! Or a wierd funny odd person.

Claire is a mong chong

by Ange January 16, 2005

mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.

aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers

by eata8===D June 4, 2013

Mong Hat

The same plain baseball cap that all mongs wear on their day out to the park

Hey, look at that Downey with the mong hat on over there!

by RankaDankaKlanka November 10, 2012

Sideways Mong

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.

Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.

Mandy got mong-faced!

by pianotinker August 19, 2009

Backwards Mong

A hairstyle in which the wearer has all of his/her head shaved besides the back of his/her head. This is not to be confused with a mullet, as it is far more extreme.

Frog: That man has a backwards mong!
Horse: That could be deceptive if he was wearing a motorcycle helmet

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney

Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile

by Stella atois October 7, 2019