mong chong

A Bloody idiot!!! Or a wierd funny odd person.
Claire is a mong chong
by Ange January 17, 2005
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Backwards Mong

A hairstyle in which the wearer has all of his/her head shaved besides the back of his/her head. This is not to be confused with a mullet, as it is far more extreme.
Frog: That man has a backwards mong!
Horse: That could be deceptive if he was wearing a motorcycle helmet
by digztytwo August 03, 2010
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Mong-Faced

When you have sex so much your face is left like a Mong.
by pianotinker August 19, 2009
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Sideways Mong

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.
Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!
by digztytwo August 03, 2010
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Ming mong

Ahh a ming mong. An alternative name for Kate Rooney
Ah look over there, a ming mong trying to run a mile
by Stella atois October 07, 2019
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mong storming

when your really high and you just can't think of the thing you're trying to say or you're just really high.
aww man, I was mong storming hard last night

group of mong stormers
by eata8===D May 30, 2013
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minge monge

A hairy vagina, often used to insult somone.
Oh, James, you are such a minge monge. Mainly used byChavs in the UK
by Pseudonymus Wretch March 04, 2014
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