Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019

Smoke Break

An excuse that people use to get extra breaks at work.
A silly excuse to take a break.
A way to trigger non-smokers.

Boss to Hamid: Where are you going your shift has literally just started!

Hamid: Smoke break.

by DoYouAgree? August 22, 2017

Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

by Eva C. Bowles August 15, 2007

break bake

Getting massively stoned while on a break. In contrast to a buzz break, the break bake usually occurs on a particularly horrendous day.

Charlie: " Damn man...Mr. Plummer gave me TWO whole files to work on today. That'll take me at least 45 minutes to do. What a bummer man. I'm harshing low bro..."

Bongo: " Dude - let me snag my bag real quick like - a good break bake will get you right with the world."

by Toby Gruntnzler October 16, 2014

piss break

When you find something really boring and the only way you can get out of it is by going to take a piss.

Jack: How did you get out of that horrible lecture in the office?

Jim: I took a 30 minute piss break, and when I came back it was over.

by DatDude34 September 15, 2013

tax break

Promises made by politicians, empty if directed to poor people.

politician: "I will give a huge tax break to the the middle class."

middle class: "I will shit out a coconut cream pie shaped like elvis"

by captain vinland October 16, 2008

break off

1. To kill.
2. To have sex with.

I breaks 'em off, but I ain't speakin' about between the thighs
I'm speaking about cockin' a gage right between your eyes
-Dr. Dre, A Nigga Witta Gun

Also "break 'em off some", "break 'em off something".

by Anne D June 19, 2005